Where did I go Right?

I ripped this off a blog because i was too full from drinking Fanta while watching unleashed so I can't sleep just yet. Highly amusing. Maybe quite true? Wait, i think very true.

Taken from urban dictionary.

WoW: Acronym for the game World of Warcraft, also known as the best male sex drive reducer on the planet. Not only does this game completely take over the users' body in the sense that they never do anything else, it also lowers their sex drive to the point where they don't ever want to have sex! It has worked wonders on many couples who weren't experiencing the same sex drive. Woman all over the world love it.


"Sorry babe I don't want to get it on tonight, I have a three day WoW Marathon."

"Finally, I'll get sleep tonight!"


I like this one here:



WoW: short for World of Warcraft. A very very very very very very addicting game that will consume your life forever. if you want to sit on your computer all night and eat potato chips go for it and buy this game. WARNING: You WILL lose ALL friends you have unless they play wow too. You will GAIN friends over the internet.


girl: hey wanna go to the movies tonight
guy: nope, sorry busy.
girl: why?
guy: wow.
girl: what?
guy: world of warcraft.
girl: ok...what's so interesting about this..world of warcraft?
guy: oh not much, you can chat on the internet while leveling up by completing quests by killing animals and creatures and finding certain things, while talking on ventrilo with your buddies.
girl: ....
guy: actually tonight i am raiding serpent shrine cavern and tempest keep. we are planning on getting vashj down, maybe kael.Then i'm going to PvP, trying to get enough arena points to get some vengful gladiator pieces. May level my alt mage for a little after that and possibly do some dailies, i'm kinda poor. only got 400g trying to save up for an epic flying mount. And after that i'll prolly go to sleep. have to get up early tomorrow, were trying our first run at hyjal, Play all day, then i'll be free for about two hours if you wanna go see something then.
girl: ONLY two hours?
guy: well, yeah, i have to go to zul' aman.
girl: ....get a life...nerd.....
guy: ....
girl: bye.....
guy: goodbye....
guy drives home, gets on computer...:hey guys sending out invites yet?
guildie: almost
guildie #2: hey anyone a JC?
guy: i am
guildie #2: craft me some gems plz
guy: ok
guildie: invites going out.
guildie #3: anyone need summons?
guy: yeah, lemme craft some gems then send me one
guildie #4: send me one plz.
guildie #5: me too.
guildie #6: same.
...few hours into raid....
guildie #7: TIMES UP LETS DO THIS LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
guy: leeroy your just stupid
guidie #7: atleast i have chicken.
guy: ...............
....next day.....
guy: so we clearing ZA today?
guildie #4: heck yeah man.
...3 days later....
raid leader: YOU IDIOT GET OUT OF SPOUT
....4 days later....
raid leader: omg dude? get away from people when theres a shatter! and get out of cave in's
...few days later...
raid leader: OMFG..WTF...ATTACK THE CHAINS!!!
...hour later...
raid leader: FLAME WREATH DON'T MOVE
...guy moves..
raid leader: GKICK
...calls girl...
girl: hello
guy: hey wanna see a movie?

Okay i kinda got lost at the guildie #2: hey anyone a JC? part like WTH what's a guildie anyway? That's a pretty stupid name and reminds me of neopets' Guilds or something but correct me if i'm wrong because I only visit my neopets account ritually once a year, when i'm super bored and have got nothing better to do. So I'll pop by and play the games and go to Colzat's shrine or something and freeload. I don't even bother to feed my pet or my pet pet (is that what it's called? LAME) anymore because it's in a permanent state of DYING but never DEAD which is really quite good for the makers of neopets because what would five year old kiddies think when they find out that they accidentally/not accidentally killed their pets and their pet pets and their pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pets?!!?

But yes you get my point. Nevermind that I digressed to neopets from WoW Aiya its so lame that game. That and Winning 11.

Dudes over here have been playing Winning every single day (almost but that's not the point), each person THREE HOURS! Konami cup so you rarely or never get to play consecutively. Meaning you play one match and then wait wait wait and then play again. And the time that you play is THREE HOURS PER PERSON. That's about 12 hours put together (Source: Rohit) BUT HOW CAN LIKE THAT! How can you watch people play/play winning 11 for twelve hours? It kinda makes you go a bit mad. Apparently rohit was dancing in the common room to the 'soccer..soccer' song that they play on winning 11!

AND SO MY POINT IS: Don't play computer games la. Say bye bye to all ye Maple and throw your Audition out of the window. No more CS! Good riddance WoW!

And i am going to sleep now and forget about all the drama.