You see, it's nearing midnight now and my stomach is hurt-ing yo. I'm far too lazy to complete my hmwk now. And tmr is halloween! We're (finally!) gonna wear our school uniforms! :D :D :D
My mind is unable to form cohesive sentences now. Once again, I HAVE TO SAY THAT BEING UNDERAGED IS SO ANNOYING.
pffffffttttttt.
And My God is Awesome. He is mighty to Save.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Fantasie impromptu
Please do go check out Chester Tan's blog. I have his link in erm, my links. Haha He's a blogger.photographer.composer.pianist.
His blog isn't commercial, in that it's not xiaxue material. He probably does it to inform us what has been going on, and also to just, you know, BLOG. It is entertaining but the entertainment factor is not purposefully placed there. His photos are awesome and so are his piano pieces. It is simply amazing. It makes me so calm and the clarity of it all....you have to listen!
Yes, in fact I am 'distracted' by his music now. I think I need more classical music. They say Mozart, Bach, Beethoven and the likes makes you smarter! Maybe I need to be smarter :D
OOOOKKAYYYYY Back to PIP. Have been feeling edgy lately!
His blog isn't commercial, in that it's not xiaxue material. He probably does it to inform us what has been going on, and also to just, you know, BLOG. It is entertaining but the entertainment factor is not purposefully placed there. His photos are awesome and so are his piano pieces. It is simply amazing. It makes me so calm and the clarity of it all....you have to listen!
Yes, in fact I am 'distracted' by his music now. I think I need more classical music. They say Mozart, Bach, Beethoven and the likes makes you smarter! Maybe I need to be smarter :D
OOOOKKAYYYYY Back to PIP. Have been feeling edgy lately!
Beautiful Soul
My class got cancelled again. I'm sleepy. But I will refrain from sleeping.
Let me think of something random to talk about...
Oh! Last night I skyped with Bernice again! Hahaha that woman is seriously kuhrayzee. Like, at one point of time, temuujin, rakhman, sky, cherie and tubu were in my room and she freaked out because of extreme shy-ness (yes bernice! who would've thought!) and started putting this korean dude's picture towards her webcam. Hahaha and i talked to her mum and daryl too :D
Well, I should be going for class already. Media, ahoy!
Let me think of something random to talk about...
Oh! Last night I skyped with Bernice again! Hahaha that woman is seriously kuhrayzee. Like, at one point of time, temuujin, rakhman, sky, cherie and tubu were in my room and she freaked out because of extreme shy-ness (yes bernice! who would've thought!) and started putting this korean dude's picture towards her webcam. Hahaha and i talked to her mum and daryl too :D
Well, I should be going for class already. Media, ahoy!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Live high, Live mighty, Live righteously
I'm so hungry now I could eat a cow.
PIP is good, so far. I hope I can continue doing it so religiously everyday. As for WEBCT, well, I hope that i'll finish it by next friday!
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Before I move on, I would like to 'send' my condolescences to Elva's parents. Elva is the girl that fell to her death (see post before) on Sunday. It's such a shame. Such a pity. Such a tragedy. I wasn't all that affected at first. But then today in my first class, Everyone around me was talking about it. And then it hit me hard: Just because I didn't know her, doesn't mean that others don't know her. In fact, I have quite a few friends that were badly affected by this all, including one teacher. I was almost on the verge of tears myself. Life is THAT fragile. Yes, indeed, you can just throw it out the window (no pun intended, please) in a snap of your fingers. Death is not justifiable. There is no valid, good reason for someone to die.
And then when we went to 1.38 to pay our tribute, I realised that i knew the girl! I was badly shaken. I've seen her around so many times. Not once did I say hi. Maybe I smiled, but I can't remember.
Too many losses kinda shakes you awake from this 'perfecto' reverie, doesn't it.
But yes, I do hope that Elva's friends and family would be blessed by God. They are no doubt, left in shambles and broken bits of heartflass. But I do hope that they will take care. I even wrote them a message in Chinese, which is the least I can do. As for Chris, I wish you a speedy recovery.
_
Yep. it's disturbing, isn't it. Sydney is so dangerous. I mean, I've always known that there were killings and that the area around here isn't safe. But one incident (or more: there was a shooting/robbery around zetland last week i think) really opened my eyes. It's scary. I'm scared. And there's nothing I can do but pray for safety. Pray that God will have mercy and grace. Because in this time, we really do need that.
xoxo
PIP is good, so far. I hope I can continue doing it so religiously everyday. As for WEBCT, well, I hope that i'll finish it by next friday!
_
Before I move on, I would like to 'send' my condolescences to Elva's parents. Elva is the girl that fell to her death (see post before) on Sunday. It's such a shame. Such a pity. Such a tragedy. I wasn't all that affected at first. But then today in my first class, Everyone around me was talking about it. And then it hit me hard: Just because I didn't know her, doesn't mean that others don't know her. In fact, I have quite a few friends that were badly affected by this all, including one teacher. I was almost on the verge of tears myself. Life is THAT fragile. Yes, indeed, you can just throw it out the window (no pun intended, please) in a snap of your fingers. Death is not justifiable. There is no valid, good reason for someone to die.
And then when we went to 1.38 to pay our tribute, I realised that i knew the girl! I was badly shaken. I've seen her around so many times. Not once did I say hi. Maybe I smiled, but I can't remember.
Too many losses kinda shakes you awake from this 'perfecto' reverie, doesn't it.
But yes, I do hope that Elva's friends and family would be blessed by God. They are no doubt, left in shambles and broken bits of heartflass. But I do hope that they will take care. I even wrote them a message in Chinese, which is the least I can do. As for Chris, I wish you a speedy recovery.
_
Yep. it's disturbing, isn't it. Sydney is so dangerous. I mean, I've always known that there were killings and that the area around here isn't safe. But one incident (or more: there was a shooting/robbery around zetland last week i think) really opened my eyes. It's scary. I'm scared. And there's nothing I can do but pray for safety. Pray that God will have mercy and grace. Because in this time, we really do need that.
xoxo
Monday, October 27, 2008
Have Your Way
Okay. Two things:
1.
I know you can't see it because it's far too small.
But basically, the AUD fell again. And it fell REALLY hard. It's about 0.9831SGD=1AUD.
:D
_
And 2:
It's top news. But these people were from Taylors! And hunter street is super close to my school/'home'. Scaryyyy
Four held hostage before balcony plunge
October 27, 2008, 2:03 pm
An armed man eluded security and held four people inside a Sydney apartment for an hour before two naked people climbed off a balcony in fear, one plummeting to her death.
An 18-year-old Chinese woman died after plunging from the third floor balcony onto a concrete landing.
Her 19-year-old Korean boyfriend suffered a fractured pelvis, fractured vertebrae and two broken legs.
He remains in Sydney's Royal Prince Alfred Hospital in a stable condition.
Police Superintendent Luke Freudenstein said the intruder followed the woman through the apartment block's security entrance about 12.30pm Sunday.
Once inside, he held a knife to the woman's throat and followed her up to the apartment, whose door was open ready for her.
"We don't know exactly how the... got in, but we do believe he followed a woman in after she was buzzed in," Supt Freudenstein told reporters.
After about an hour, police received calls from neighbours, who saw the pair climbing from the balcony in what Supt Freudenstein said was an attempt to make it to the unit below.
Both were found naked on the ground and police have not ruled out the possibility of sexual assault.
However, they believe it was an opportunistic crime.
"We believe it is opportunistic, there is nothing to suggest that they targeted those victims, nothing to suggest that they knew those victims."
Police confirmed that four people were living in the apartment, all of them international students.
Three of the residents were among the four people held inside the apartment.
Police have seized CCTV footage from the building to try to identify the intruder, who is so far described only as a man aged about 30 with a dark complexion.
(source: http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5105231/four-held-hostage-before-balcony-plunge/; aap)
Sucks, doesn't it.
Oh wait, there's a 3rd thing. Apparently a Montenegro dude Matt Jaukovic who formerly studied at Taylors, and now in Sydneyuni (i think?) recently broke the world record for thr 50m-butterfly short course! 22.50seconds, just 0.1 second lower than the previous world record held by Brazilian Kaio Almeida!
See. Not just Singapore imports their atheletes okay. Even Australia does it. Where's the comebacks, huh!
And chelsea Lost. Haw. haw.
1.
I know you can't see it because it's far too small.
But basically, the AUD fell again. And it fell REALLY hard. It's about 0.9831SGD=1AUD.
:D
_
And 2:
It's top news. But these people were from Taylors! And hunter street is super close to my school/'home'. Scaryyyy
Four held hostage before balcony plunge
October 27, 2008, 2:03 pm
An armed man eluded security and held four people inside a Sydney apartment for an hour before two naked people climbed off a balcony in fear, one plummeting to her death.
An 18-year-old Chinese woman died after plunging from the third floor balcony onto a concrete landing.
Her 19-year-old Korean boyfriend suffered a fractured pelvis, fractured vertebrae and two broken legs.
He remains in Sydney's Royal Prince Alfred Hospital in a stable condition.
Police Superintendent Luke Freudenstein said the intruder followed the woman through the apartment block's security entrance about 12.30pm Sunday.
Once inside, he held a knife to the woman's throat and followed her up to the apartment, whose door was open ready for her.
"We don't know exactly how the... got in, but we do believe he followed a woman in after she was buzzed in," Supt Freudenstein told reporters.
After about an hour, police received calls from neighbours, who saw the pair climbing from the balcony in what Supt Freudenstein said was an attempt to make it to the unit below.
Both were found naked on the ground and police have not ruled out the possibility of sexual assault.
However, they believe it was an opportunistic crime.
"We believe it is opportunistic, there is nothing to suggest that they targeted those victims, nothing to suggest that they knew those victims."
Police confirmed that four people were living in the apartment, all of them international students.
Three of the residents were among the four people held inside the apartment.
Police have seized CCTV footage from the building to try to identify the intruder, who is so far described only as a man aged about 30 with a dark complexion.
(source: http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5105231/four-held-hostage-before-balcony-plunge/; aap)
Sucks, doesn't it.
Oh wait, there's a 3rd thing. Apparently a Montenegro dude Matt Jaukovic who formerly studied at Taylors, and now in Sydneyuni (i think?) recently broke the world record for thr 50m-butterfly short course! 22.50seconds, just 0.1 second lower than the previous world record held by Brazilian Kaio Almeida!
See. Not just Singapore imports their atheletes okay. Even Australia does it. Where's the comebacks, huh!
And chelsea Lost. Haw. haw.
Mr.A-Z
I'm strangely not tired anymore.
Was wrestling with Ts: PARTII. Stupid person. I have tonnes of bruises now. But the immense sense of satisfaction of beating him TWICE (even he admits!) kinda overwhelms and blocks out the pain. Hahaha I sound like a pro wrestler, do I not?
Eeyer. Later I end up like one of them WWE female wrestlers who have ginormous boobs that are Fake, and made of MUSLCE. Which is scarier, you say?
Alright. Almost done with preparing for FSS presentation tmr.
HAVE GOT TO START PIP TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just gotta loveeeee Jason Mraz :D
Was wrestling with Ts: PARTII. Stupid person. I have tonnes of bruises now. But the immense sense of satisfaction of beating him TWICE (even he admits!) kinda overwhelms and blocks out the pain. Hahaha I sound like a pro wrestler, do I not?
Eeyer. Later I end up like one of them WWE female wrestlers who have ginormous boobs that are Fake, and made of MUSLCE. Which is scarier, you say?
Alright. Almost done with preparing for FSS presentation tmr.
HAVE GOT TO START PIP TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just gotta loveeeee Jason Mraz :D
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Guyfriends
Everyone knows Manutd drew with everton last night. And today, Chelsea vs. Liverpool. That's some tight competition there for the top spot. And I was actually planning to support Liverpool(ofshit). But then Varian came along with this four liner that cheered me up instantly. His advice was good: Support, See them play, Then after the match hide my face. I agree. I doubt I'll be watching them play though.
Chelsea fans, sing it loud and clear (OMGSH I AM SUDDENLY REMINDED OF THE GIRLSOUTLOUD VIDEO WITH THE DORKY GUY WAIT MUST GO FIND LATER):
We Hate Liverpool FC
They Live Off Their History
And We Couldn't Give A Fuck About Stevie G
Coz JT Got The Captaincy
HAHA how amusing. Only chelsea fans will do that, I guess? Manutd fans are too UP THERE (so they say) for these kinda things.
But we must applaud for Hull City, who was in the second league. They are third. Maybe i'll end up supporting this unknown team. Okay fine. Not so unknown anymore lor.
Chelsea fans, sing it loud and clear (OMGSH I AM SUDDENLY REMINDED OF THE GIRLSOUTLOUD VIDEO WITH THE DORKY GUY WAIT MUST GO FIND LATER):
We Hate Liverpool FC
They Live Off Their History
And We Couldn't Give A Fuck About Stevie G
Coz JT Got The Captaincy
HAHA how amusing. Only chelsea fans will do that, I guess? Manutd fans are too UP THERE (so they say) for these kinda things.
But we must applaud for Hull City, who was in the second league. They are third. Maybe i'll end up supporting this unknown team. Okay fine. Not so unknown anymore lor.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Peekture vomit.
There are a lot of things to worry about now, what with me being underaged all next year. Apparently there's the thing about me not being able to enter uni before 18yearsold and the whole guardian thingum yadayadayada.
So to cheer meself up (And since i'm free and starving so i need to distract myself), I shall post picutres :D
PASSION
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ RIA!!!!!!!!
Okay stupid Taro! Don't want to do my questionnaire properly!
PS OOKEN is NOT a cool surname!
So to cheer meself up (And since i'm free and starving so i need to distract myself), I shall post picutres :D
PASSION
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ RIA!!!!!!!!
Okay stupid Taro! Don't want to do my questionnaire properly!
PS OOKEN is NOT a cool surname!
Yellow yellow dirty Fellow
I kinda LOST IT today and did the worst thing ever. It's fashion suicide, I tell you. I can't even look Down now! When I do i am shocked and stunned and all I want to do is clean it....
Yes, I painted my nails the worst possible colour EVER in the whole entire history of bad nail polish colours. I did it Yellow!!!!!! And that's not the most horrifying part! It's pretty much luminous!
I HATE IT. But I won't clean it off because the colour is so bright it can blind people. So I don't have to worry about people trying to rob me or kidnap me. I'll just flash my fingers and they'll see starzxzxz.
See, told you i lost it.
Shopping today was tiring. I spent A BOMB. Like, seriously, the amount i spent can be used to make the bombs that was dropped on Japan in WWII. Literally, DA BOMB.
PIP's in a week. I never realised it's so close to the due date. I haven't even started giving out all of my questionnaires = DIE. HOW?!?!?!?!??!?! I CAN'T START WRITING PIP YET! 5000 WORDS!
Okay. Don't panic. Yet. I'm giving out as many surveys as I can. Will start PIP tmr. Or Asap. Or now.
Yes, I painted my nails the worst possible colour EVER in the whole entire history of bad nail polish colours. I did it Yellow!!!!!! And that's not the most horrifying part! It's pretty much luminous!
I HATE IT. But I won't clean it off because the colour is so bright it can blind people. So I don't have to worry about people trying to rob me or kidnap me. I'll just flash my fingers and they'll see starzxzxz.
See, told you i lost it.
Shopping today was tiring. I spent A BOMB. Like, seriously, the amount i spent can be used to make the bombs that was dropped on Japan in WWII. Literally, DA BOMB.
PIP's in a week. I never realised it's so close to the due date. I haven't even started giving out all of my questionnaires = DIE. HOW?!?!?!?!??!?! I CAN'T START WRITING PIP YET! 5000 WORDS!
Okay. Don't panic. Yet. I'm giving out as many surveys as I can. Will start PIP tmr. Or Asap. Or now.
Pop Princess Makes A Comeback
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!! SO UPLIFTING!! SO SENSATIONAL!! SO PHENOMENAL!! LET'S TAKE IT TO A HNL AND GIVE IT AN AUSSIE AWESOMEEE!!SO...SO...I'MATCOMPLETELOSSOFWHATTOSAYBECAUSEYOUJUSTHAVETOWATCHIT!!
I MEAN, YOU WERE FOOLED WEREN'T YOU! EVEN I WAS FOOLED! AND MAYBE AMERICA'S GOT TALENT HAS ONLY ONE SANE JUDGE! BECAUSE ALL WE REALLY NEED IS MORE CHRIS CROCKERS AND BRITNEY SPEARS WANNABES, NO?
After all, they save the world! They give more unemployed homosexuals jobs! And people to cheer after them on National TV! - ENTERTAINMENT!! We need HD TVS for this, people!? Don't you G.E.T.I.T?! TV is simply not enough. We have to know WHO DID DERRICK BARRY'S FACE! AND ROOTS FOR THAT MATTER! BEING FAKE BLONDE IS SIMPLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH! HD TV! LOOK AT THEM TIGHT LEATHER PANTS! AND THE WAY HE/SHE DANCES SO UNCOMFORTABLY! AND IF YOU ZOOM IN ON DAVID WITH HD TV QUALITY YOU MIGHT JUST SEE BLOOD! HIGH DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHH I think I might puke.
I MEAN, YOU WERE FOOLED WEREN'T YOU! EVEN I WAS FOOLED! AND MAYBE AMERICA'S GOT TALENT HAS ONLY ONE SANE JUDGE! BECAUSE ALL WE REALLY NEED IS MORE CHRIS CROCKERS AND BRITNEY SPEARS WANNABES, NO?
After all, they save the world! They give more unemployed homosexuals jobs! And people to cheer after them on National TV! - ENTERTAINMENT!! We need HD TVS for this, people!? Don't you G.E.T.I.T?! TV is simply not enough. We have to know WHO DID DERRICK BARRY'S FACE! AND ROOTS FOR THAT MATTER! BEING FAKE BLONDE IS SIMPLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH! HD TV! LOOK AT THEM TIGHT LEATHER PANTS! AND THE WAY HE/SHE DANCES SO UNCOMFORTABLY! AND IF YOU ZOOM IN ON DAVID WITH HD TV QUALITY YOU MIGHT JUST SEE BLOOD! HIGH DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHH I think I might puke.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Footloose
It's amazing how serious I can get down to studying if I allow myself to. (Refer to previous post)
Nevermind that I have a bigass feeling that my econs essay is simply not good enough. I'm sick and tired of looking at it already.
So, we mugged (kinda..) till 2am in the morning which was absolutely horrendous. And may I insert a random fact now: I think PHAE is back! :D
Lessons will be over in 2 hours now. And then I have to go get my guardianship forms. It's annoying to be underaged in Australia! @$#Q*$ Like seriously just because i'm still under 18 when I start uni next year, it means that I have to a)apply for a guardian, what with fees and all b)stay in homestay or unilodge which is 5382yearsold
Very inconvenient time to be starting uni, hey?
But yes. Usyd came yesterday and it was cool. Asked a few questions and I've decided which courses I want to apply for (in order):
1. B.A Arts (media and comm)
2. B.A Arts (Languages)
3. B.A Arts
Haha and i think i'll take french as my second major and I was thinking of psychology as my third major, but I think that'll be too heavy! So if I think I can cope with a THIRD major i'll do English :D
Manymanymany days left to sunny Singapore! (:
Nevermind that I have a bigass feeling that my econs essay is simply not good enough. I'm sick and tired of looking at it already.
So, we mugged (kinda..) till 2am in the morning which was absolutely horrendous. And may I insert a random fact now: I think PHAE is back! :D
Lessons will be over in 2 hours now. And then I have to go get my guardianship forms. It's annoying to be underaged in Australia! @$#Q*$ Like seriously just because i'm still under 18 when I start uni next year, it means that I have to a)apply for a guardian, what with fees and all b)stay in homestay or unilodge which is 5382yearsold
Very inconvenient time to be starting uni, hey?
But yes. Usyd came yesterday and it was cool. Asked a few questions and I've decided which courses I want to apply for (in order):
1. B.A Arts (media and comm)
2. B.A Arts (Languages)
3. B.A Arts
Haha and i think i'll take french as my second major and I was thinking of psychology as my third major, but I think that'll be too heavy! So if I think I can cope with a THIRD major i'll do English :D
Manymanymany days left to sunny Singapore! (:
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Panicking that I'm not panicking
My life is seriously one whole cycle of slacking and then realising that I need to start worrying and being worried that I'm not worrying when I should be.
It's endless. And by far, a very lousy life cycle indeed.
So, since the internet is endearing all,
Things I Need To Do:
1.Complete Econs essay and turnitin by tonight
2.Laundry (Change bedsheets)
3.Cut my nails
4. Cut my hair. Or at least trim it. But I'm going to wait until after I go back to Singapore.
5.Complete my media essay
6. Continue my PIP
7. Fill in Uni application form
8. TT kachinggg to daniel
9. Clean my room. Like, seriously. You should see the state I'm living in. Just one step closer to a pig sty
10. Start studying for finals. Which is soon.
In short, I need to start feeling muggish and step up my hygiene levels.
HAhaHA
It's endless. And by far, a very lousy life cycle indeed.
So, since the internet is endearing all,
Things I Need To Do:
1.
2.
3.
4. Cut my hair. Or at least trim it. But I'm going to wait until after I go back to Singapore.
5.
6. Continue my PIP
7. Fill in Uni application form
8. TT kachinggg to daniel
9. Clean my room. Like, seriously. You should see the state I'm living in. Just one step closer to a pig sty
10. Start studying for finals. Which is soon.
In short, I need to start feeling muggish and step up my hygiene levels.
HAhaHA
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Even if it's a day, a month, a year
There's PASSION at around 5 later at Sydney Entertainment Centre. It's going to be packed, with almost 10, 000 people. Insane stuff, ain't it.
Well, I really SHOULD be doing my econs essay now. Or at least something more productive like homework. Instead, I'm looking through friendster and looking at pictures. Yes. I know. Someone lock me up in a room please.
D-oh! I is cannot wait for holidayzxzx! Someone pass me the chips. I have dvds to live for.
PS this post isn't exactly informative
PPS I WANT STICKER EARRINGS. Even paddys doesn't have it.
PPPS This is starting to be a bad case of Ria but whtevz. Kbyez
Well, I really SHOULD be doing my econs essay now. Or at least something more productive like homework. Instead, I'm looking through friendster and looking at pictures. Yes. I know. Someone lock me up in a room please.
D-oh! I is cannot wait for holidayzxzx! Someone pass me the chips. I have dvds to live for.
PS this post isn't exactly informative
PPS I WANT STICKER EARRINGS. Even paddys doesn't have it.
PPPS This is starting to be a bad case of Ria but whtevz. Kbyez
The Charade Is Over
I know I haven't been updating.
Either i'm too lazy. Or too busy. Or there's simply Nothing to blog about. None. Zilch. Zero. Kosong.
My class got cancelled. And I am giving dirty looks at the Econs essay open out in front of me. Just hit me that it's already week 2 of the last term. Which means finals are zooming in on moi.
Freaky.
And someone tell me to comb my hair. I've basically given up on brushing my hair.
Yes, it's true. I'm becoming a bum.
Either i'm too lazy. Or too busy. Or there's simply Nothing to blog about. None. Zilch. Zero. Kosong.
My class got cancelled. And I am giving dirty looks at the Econs essay open out in front of me. Just hit me that it's already week 2 of the last term. Which means finals are zooming in on moi.
Freaky.
And someone tell me to comb my hair. I've basically given up on brushing my hair.
Yes, it's true. I'm becoming a bum.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wired
All I want to do is survive and get back to bed. Have been doing extra sleeping since yesterday and I'm in no mood or condition to continue 'expanding' on my assignments.
Oh-kay. Shall catch up with some Media reading. And homework for that matter. Why do I have this feeling that the weekends will be jam packed with Econs and PIP?
Boo. I need more chillax time. Oh oh oh got my University application form today too. I know my first choice is definitely Media. But I still have 2 other choices. Either psychology, which is interesting minus the stats part. And maybe Law? People have been asking me to do Law here cause my GPA is good enough. It's interesting I guess, what with the influence of ALL THOSE BOOKS. But somehow I think that maybe family law and wills and what not will be B-O-R-I-N-G! So yeah I only want criminal law but I don't think they'll just serve it to me on a silver platter like that.
Also, should I apply for Melbourne Uni? Advice, anyone?
No Auststudies tmr. And Econs. Rob's going to court. We're speculating it's because of *COUGH, COUGH* rape *COUGH COUGHT*. Haha no la joking. Maybe traffic ticket? Oh wait. It isn't Singapore.
And before I forget, we just watched untraceable which is pretty great. It's an Action/Thriller and Diane Lane was great. FOR ONCE, Females ruled and guys got killed. See, we are capable of escaping from danger BY OURSELVES OKAY.
We are pretty awesome. Don't doubt our gender for a second.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Before too late, before too long
I realised I've only just TRULY assimilated to this lifestyle. But now it's time to move on and concentrate on my studies.
Steps to be a true-blue, full-time mugger:
1. Wake up for ALL lessons. Despite English being 8-freakin-am in the morning..don't skip!
2. Pay attention in class. Goodbye to all the doodlings and spacing out.
3. Do your homework - even if it is just reading. Or you'll end up not knowing that the teacher is saying because you're doodling all the time.
4. Put 110% of effort in your assignments. Because in the end about 30%++++ will mysteriously disappear. From your marks.
5. Do not be lazy! Do not do last-minute work! No, like, seriously. Be like me.
Okay. That's pretty bad humour for afternoons. I am having a splitting headache and it's not Bloody Brilliant. Is it Really? Hahahaha okay enough of the British accents (not like you can hear them but it's running through my head) and I know I'm just talking nonsense as usual, but spare me or sue me. Booo I'm sick. Pfffttttt. kthxgtgbyezxzxzxzxzxzxzxz
Steps to be a true-blue, full-time mugger:
1. Wake up for ALL lessons. Despite English being 8-freakin-am in the morning..don't skip!
2. Pay attention in class. Goodbye to all the doodlings and spacing out.
3. Do your homework - even if it is just reading. Or you'll end up not knowing that the teacher is saying because you're doodling all the time.
4. Put 110% of effort in your assignments. Because in the end about 30%++++ will mysteriously disappear. From your marks.
5. Do not be lazy! Do not do last-minute work! No, like, seriously. Be like me.
Okay. That's pretty bad humour for afternoons. I am having a splitting headache and it's not Bloody Brilliant. Is it Really? Hahahaha okay enough of the British accents (not like you can hear them but it's running through my head) and I know I'm just talking nonsense as usual, but spare me or sue me. Booo I'm sick. Pfffttttt. kthxgtgbyezxzxzxzxzxzxzxz
Monday, October 13, 2008
So maybe I can't think a title for this post.
Maybe I'm just not thinking right.
Maybe I'm Warped to it's truest sense.
Maybe I don't like school that much.
But then again, Maybe I do.
pfftttttt. Woke up at 6.30am in the morning with too much bad thoughts running through my mind.
I even went down to breakfast and met my mates at 7.40am outside class though all I wanted to do was crawl back under the sheets where I feel warm and safe and secure.
English presentation was, I must say, not too bad. I don't know if we can get a HD or even a D, but like all the other public speaking times, it was fun I guess? The videos were pretty successful! Haha just praying hard that we'll do good!
The rest of the day was a back-to-school routine. Indeed, it IS a routine. One that I probably can't break free from for the next 7 weeks or so.
And 7 weeks just seems insanely quick! Like, from 40 weeks to 7 weeks....Time just passes by so quickly! Makes me want to put everything down, stop and wonder what exactly have I done to spend the last 30 weeks. Makes me wonder if all that I've done is worth doing. If it's not just useless stuff like going to the movies or rolling on the floor laughing.
Haha but yeah I only realised today how much I'm going to miss my classmates. I mean, there's a high chance i'll still meet with the Taylors House people but my classmates, whom I'm not that close to, actually made school life more enjoyable. Of course, there's wacky teachers like Mario who really made school more interesting too. If english wasn't my first lesson, I swear I would not want to wake up at all!
And yes, I do know it's a tinge too early for the whole 'Reminiscing' thing. Haha yeah I shall refrain myself. I guess it's because I was reading through the sec4s blogs and they were all doing dedication posts. Hahaha oh man I sure do miss yuying!
Okay okay. No more nonsense. Imma go try and do some econs. Have completed ONE assesment in webct which is pretty freakin amazing okay!
And Hello PIP! Don't worry you're still on my mind. If you were flesh and blood I would torture you in a japanese occupation way and finish you off with my super sharp super shiny samurai sword. (Bad alliteration, I know.) But no. You're my freakin assignment and I. Hate. You.
Ta.
My heart is yours to fill or burst
To break or bury
Or wear as Jewellery
Whichever you prefer
Maybe I'm just not thinking right.
Maybe I'm Warped to it's truest sense.
Maybe I don't like school that much.
But then again, Maybe I do.
pfftttttt. Woke up at 6.30am in the morning with too much bad thoughts running through my mind.
I even went down to breakfast and met my mates at 7.40am outside class though all I wanted to do was crawl back under the sheets where I feel warm and safe and secure.
English presentation was, I must say, not too bad. I don't know if we can get a HD or even a D, but like all the other public speaking times, it was fun I guess? The videos were pretty successful! Haha just praying hard that we'll do good!
The rest of the day was a back-to-school routine. Indeed, it IS a routine. One that I probably can't break free from for the next 7 weeks or so.
And 7 weeks just seems insanely quick! Like, from 40 weeks to 7 weeks....Time just passes by so quickly! Makes me want to put everything down, stop and wonder what exactly have I done to spend the last 30 weeks. Makes me wonder if all that I've done is worth doing. If it's not just useless stuff like going to the movies or rolling on the floor laughing.
Haha but yeah I only realised today how much I'm going to miss my classmates. I mean, there's a high chance i'll still meet with the Taylors House people but my classmates, whom I'm not that close to, actually made school life more enjoyable. Of course, there's wacky teachers like Mario who really made school more interesting too. If english wasn't my first lesson, I swear I would not want to wake up at all!
And yes, I do know it's a tinge too early for the whole 'Reminiscing' thing. Haha yeah I shall refrain myself. I guess it's because I was reading through the sec4s blogs and they were all doing dedication posts. Hahaha oh man I sure do miss yuying!
Okay okay. No more nonsense. Imma go try and do some econs. Have completed ONE assesment in webct which is pretty freakin amazing okay!
And Hello PIP! Don't worry you're still on my mind. If you were flesh and blood I would torture you in a japanese occupation way and finish you off with my super sharp super shiny samurai sword. (Bad alliteration, I know.) But no. You're my freakin assignment and I. Hate. You.
Ta.
My heart is yours to fill or burst
To break or bury
Or wear as Jewellery
Whichever you prefer
Sunday, October 12, 2008
So much room for negativity
Woke up this morning for 11am service but realised Nicole was going for 1. So i decided to join her for 1pm service and Thank God for it!
Never knew 1pm service was an hour long only. But yeah the message, though rushed, was like smack right in my face!! It was really awesome and very very relevant.
But yeah I want to know what they talked about in the 11pm service but cherie and ria are not reliable enough! HAHAHA
But yes I am going to try and search for the dance they did today, because it was Communion, on youtube! I was absolutely moved to tears and like I had goosebumps all. The song just made it to a HNL too. Love ya Jason Wade! But on a bigger note, Love ya Jesus <3
PS Bestfriend! Livejournal post..I need to talk to youuuu
PS Face value is not enough. Maybe you shouldn't even go if you don't want to.
Never knew 1pm service was an hour long only. But yeah the message, though rushed, was like smack right in my face!! It was really awesome and very very relevant.
But yeah I want to know what they talked about in the 11pm service but cherie and ria are not reliable enough! HAHAHA
But yes I am going to try and search for the dance they did today, because it was Communion, on youtube! I was absolutely moved to tears and like I had goosebumps all. The song just made it to a HNL too. Love ya Jason Wade! But on a bigger note, Love ya Jesus <3
PS Bestfriend! Livejournal post..I need to talk to youuuu
PS Face value is not enough. Maybe you shouldn't even go if you don't want to.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Wall Street crisis...world crisis
This morning (SG) I skyped with my family. Apparently AUD is weaker than SGD now. In Singapore, it's a spanking 1=0.98. Which is REALLY something, considering the fact that just a few months ago it was as high as 1.32=1!
But yes. The world market is crashin' and it's going to take pretty long to recover. USA's taken the hit and went down, alongside Europe, Japan and recently, Singapore.
So yes. Singapore is now in recession. Inflation is peaking and stocks fell by 7.3%. Like, BOOM!
ECONOMISTS have painted a grim picture of the economic outlook here, warning that Singapore will not be unscathed by the financial carnage sweeping rapidly across the United States and Europe.
'This downturn will be unlike previous downturns,' CIMB-GK economist Song Seng Wun told about 100 senior and middle-management staff of small businesses on Thursday at a business outlook seminar organised by the Singapore Business Federation (SBF).
'The private consumption slowdown in the US and Eurozone may have a significant knock-on impact on the rest of the world.'
Mr Song believes the expected sharp fall in global trade and financial flows could lead to Singapore's worst economic performance ever.
He predicted that in the worst-case scenario, Singapore's economic output could shrink between 3 per cent and 5 per cent next year from this year.
OCBC Bank economist Selena Ling was less pessimistic but maintained that the Government was likely to downgrade its official economic growth forecast of 4 per cent to 5 per cent for this year.
The Ministry of Trade and Industry releases its advance economic growth estimates for the third quarter today.
'What we're seeing now is that Asia is at an inflection point. Growth is slowing down,' said Ms Ling, citing broad-based weakness in the manufacturing sector, weakness in electronics and lacklustre performances in the biomedical and pharmaceuticals segments.
In his speech on Thursday, Mr Lee Yi Shyan, Minister of State for Trade and Industry, urged small businesses not to stop venturing abroad despite the economic slowdown.
'These challenging economic times also provide new opportunities for Singapore companies to venture overseas to seek opportunities in emerging markets such as Latin America, the Middle East, Russia and Vietnam,' Mr Lee said.
And of course. USA is in denial. D-oh!
MADRID - IT APPEARS increasingly likely that the US economy will enter into a recession, European Union Monetary Affairs Commissioner Joaquin Almunia said on Thursday.
The risk of a recession in the world's largest economy exists and should 'become our central scenario', the former Spanish employment minister said at an economic conference in Madrid.
The International Monetary Fund predicted in its latest World Economic Outlook on Wednesday that economic growth in the US will screech to a virtual halt in 2009, increasing by just 0.1 per cent.
That would be its worst showing since 1991, when the country was pulling out of a recession.
The IMF said the country was 'at the centre of the financial storm' and its economy was 'slowing down rapidly'.
Many economists believe the US economy will probably contract in the final three months of this year and the first three months of next year, meeting a classic definition of a recession. -- AFP
(http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Money/Story/STIStory_287775.html)
And well, there's really just a lot of other articles up at straitstimes.com, so go check it out. I'm sure newspapers back home have better and more detailed coverage over these issues. I'm not one to be so informed, but hey, this is huge.
Anyway! Today was hot and sunny and just like the spring i know :D
The connect group was supposed to hang out at Bondi but only 5 of us managed to make it. Which kinda meant that the sandwiches we made last night were obviously too much. We made THREE loafs of bread! THREE! And in Australia, they don't sell small loafs of bread. It's the huge ones we buy for camps! Hahaha but yeah all in all, today was good. Ashleigh and Mo (from germany) joined us later for like nearly 20 minutes and then the sun set and everyone left. But hey it was cool :D
Alrighty now. Ts wants to use the computer.
Oh and we had an 'indoor' picnic dinner while watching Love Actually! Will post pictures soon! Ciao!
But yes. The world market is crashin' and it's going to take pretty long to recover. USA's taken the hit and went down, alongside Europe, Japan and recently, Singapore.
So yes. Singapore is now in recession. Inflation is peaking and stocks fell by 7.3%. Like, BOOM!
ECONOMISTS have painted a grim picture of the economic outlook here, warning that Singapore will not be unscathed by the financial carnage sweeping rapidly across the United States and Europe.
'This downturn will be unlike previous downturns,' CIMB-GK economist Song Seng Wun told about 100 senior and middle-management staff of small businesses on Thursday at a business outlook seminar organised by the Singapore Business Federation (SBF).
'The private consumption slowdown in the US and Eurozone may have a significant knock-on impact on the rest of the world.'
Mr Song believes the expected sharp fall in global trade and financial flows could lead to Singapore's worst economic performance ever.
He predicted that in the worst-case scenario, Singapore's economic output could shrink between 3 per cent and 5 per cent next year from this year.
OCBC Bank economist Selena Ling was less pessimistic but maintained that the Government was likely to downgrade its official economic growth forecast of 4 per cent to 5 per cent for this year.
The Ministry of Trade and Industry releases its advance economic growth estimates for the third quarter today.
'What we're seeing now is that Asia is at an inflection point. Growth is slowing down,' said Ms Ling, citing broad-based weakness in the manufacturing sector, weakness in electronics and lacklustre performances in the biomedical and pharmaceuticals segments.
In his speech on Thursday, Mr Lee Yi Shyan, Minister of State for Trade and Industry, urged small businesses not to stop venturing abroad despite the economic slowdown.
'These challenging economic times also provide new opportunities for Singapore companies to venture overseas to seek opportunities in emerging markets such as Latin America, the Middle East, Russia and Vietnam,' Mr Lee said.
And of course. USA is in denial. D-oh!
MADRID - IT APPEARS increasingly likely that the US economy will enter into a recession, European Union Monetary Affairs Commissioner Joaquin Almunia said on Thursday.
The risk of a recession in the world's largest economy exists and should 'become our central scenario', the former Spanish employment minister said at an economic conference in Madrid.
The International Monetary Fund predicted in its latest World Economic Outlook on Wednesday that economic growth in the US will screech to a virtual halt in 2009, increasing by just 0.1 per cent.
That would be its worst showing since 1991, when the country was pulling out of a recession.
The IMF said the country was 'at the centre of the financial storm' and its economy was 'slowing down rapidly'.
Many economists believe the US economy will probably contract in the final three months of this year and the first three months of next year, meeting a classic definition of a recession. -- AFP
(http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Money/Story/STIStory_287775.html)
And well, there's really just a lot of other articles up at straitstimes.com, so go check it out. I'm sure newspapers back home have better and more detailed coverage over these issues. I'm not one to be so informed, but hey, this is huge.
Anyway! Today was hot and sunny and just like the spring i know :D
The connect group was supposed to hang out at Bondi but only 5 of us managed to make it. Which kinda meant that the sandwiches we made last night were obviously too much. We made THREE loafs of bread! THREE! And in Australia, they don't sell small loafs of bread. It's the huge ones we buy for camps! Hahaha but yeah all in all, today was good. Ashleigh and Mo (from germany) joined us later for like nearly 20 minutes and then the sun set and everyone left. But hey it was cool :D
Alrighty now. Ts wants to use the computer.
Oh and we had an 'indoor' picnic dinner while watching Love Actually! Will post pictures soon! Ciao!
Friday, October 10, 2008
VIDEOS
Britain's Got Talent 2008 is just so much better than last year's!
We all Remember George Sampson. Auditioned last year at age 13. This year, he's back! :D
Simon Cowell's comment is so typical, isn't it? Hahaha so expected.
I think I may be in love with him... :D
He won, of course!
And for entertainment purpose...
They got into the finals too! Amazing stuff
Cheeky Monkeys - 8 year old dance duo!
So lovable!
The guy's gna grow up to be something!
Their poise and footwork is awesome
Nemesis
:D
And I just realised that that's all dances.
So this..made me tear!
Okay no more. Off to do my econs!
We all Remember George Sampson. Auditioned last year at age 13. This year, he's back! :D
Simon Cowell's comment is so typical, isn't it? Hahaha so expected.
I think I may be in love with him... :D
He won, of course!
And for entertainment purpose...
They got into the finals too! Amazing stuff
Cheeky Monkeys - 8 year old dance duo!
So lovable!
The guy's gna grow up to be something!
Their poise and footwork is awesome
Nemesis
:D
And I just realised that that's all dances.
So this..made me tear!
Okay no more. Off to do my econs!
The Script
I would post pictures up but that would be far too time consuming. It's 1.21am?!??!?!?!! here (haha bad case of deja vu) and I'm like just wondering how come time flies by so quick here.
I am sleepy and I feel a headache coming on. Yet, I will TRY to finish my english essay today! I have not touched Econs nor PIP yet but at least English presentation is pretty much done.
English Essay is such a major turn off. I'm stuck at 324 words. It's not counted but still, I don't want to just vomit nonsense all over the paper. At least some sort of standard is needed! Well, I am planning to sleep by 5am today. Or at least until I cannot stand it. Or even better, maybe I can 'ton' until breakfast and then eat and sleep after. Maybe that would bring the word 'HOLIDAY' to a HNL what with late nights and even later days - if that makes sense.
But yes. Who would've thought that countries other than Singapore would learn to give HOLIDAYS a whole new meaning! Should not HOLIDAYS be about HOLIDAYING. In other words, shouldn't educators be kind and nice and not shove us tonnes of assignments to battle with over a measly 14 days off school?
As a student, I am sick and tired of holiday homework. But I guess in Singapore it's worse because 98% of the work are not graded and not important anyway. But yeah, on behalf to almost 3 billion students in the world (this is factually inaccurate, sir), can we please have no work to do during the HOLIDAYS? Because we want to relax during our break, just like you! And if You, as an employee, wants to take a leave, you would not want to be disturbed by phone calls from the office right? Like you, We want to laze around the house and eat junk food and stay up to unearthly hours and do nonsense and basically just pig out.
Remember, educators. We are human beings too!
But yeah. That's what you get for last minute work and being a habitual procrastinator. Ts's probably doing his econs now. Or playing Dota.
Have I not mentioned how WoW steals people from your life? Please, do not get sucked into this demonic game. Hahaha
And yes. I Do Know that I have spent over ten minutes typing nonsense (again).
Ciao.
PS Oh and may I add.Testosterone levels in males are decreasing. Which is why you find more females around you, even if they are made in Thailand. Also, this proves the point of 'Women are from Earth, Men are from Pluto', which sadly have been kicked out of the Solar system because it is too damn far away.
PPS The exchange rate is good now but that doesn't mean I have to shop!
I am sleepy and I feel a headache coming on. Yet, I will TRY to finish my english essay today! I have not touched Econs nor PIP yet but at least English presentation is pretty much done.
English Essay is such a major turn off. I'm stuck at 324 words. It's not counted but still, I don't want to just vomit nonsense all over the paper. At least some sort of standard is needed! Well, I am planning to sleep by 5am today. Or at least until I cannot stand it. Or even better, maybe I can 'ton' until breakfast and then eat and sleep after. Maybe that would bring the word 'HOLIDAY' to a HNL what with late nights and even later days - if that makes sense.
But yes. Who would've thought that countries other than Singapore would learn to give HOLIDAYS a whole new meaning! Should not HOLIDAYS be about HOLIDAYING. In other words, shouldn't educators be kind and nice and not shove us tonnes of assignments to battle with over a measly 14 days off school?
As a student, I am sick and tired of holiday homework. But I guess in Singapore it's worse because 98% of the work are not graded and not important anyway. But yeah, on behalf to almost 3 billion students in the world (this is factually inaccurate, sir), can we please have no work to do during the HOLIDAYS? Because we want to relax during our break, just like you! And if You, as an employee, wants to take a leave, you would not want to be disturbed by phone calls from the office right? Like you, We want to laze around the house and eat junk food and stay up to unearthly hours and do nonsense and basically just pig out.
Remember, educators. We are human beings too!
But yeah. That's what you get for last minute work and being a habitual procrastinator. Ts's probably doing his econs now. Or playing Dota.
Have I not mentioned how WoW steals people from your life? Please, do not get sucked into this demonic game. Hahaha
And yes. I Do Know that I have spent over ten minutes typing nonsense (again).
Ciao.
PS Oh and may I add.Testosterone levels in males are decreasing. Which is why you find more females around you, even if they are made in Thailand. Also, this proves the point of 'Women are from Earth, Men are from Pluto', which sadly have been kicked out of the Solar system because it is too damn far away.
PPS The exchange rate is good now but that doesn't mean I have to shop!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Sleepy
I am absolutely zoning out. In dire need of sleep because it's 4.30am?!?!?!?!?!! in the morning. I didn't realise.
Anyway, I have meeting later on but I don't know what time it is. I am trying to finish up the English presentation because they didn't send me anything so just in case, I'm just going to do up a bit. Also, I (finally) finished my media homework although I didn't exactly concentrate on doing it well. Also started on my English essay but my mind was pretty haywire even then so I decided to stop and come finish my English presentation.
And if this chunk of words doesn't make much sense to you....well, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
I'm falling asleep in front of my computer. Using toothpicks to keep my eyelids open. And I need to pee.
Why oh why do I not drink caffiene?
Anyway, I have meeting later on but I don't know what time it is. I am trying to finish up the English presentation because they didn't send me anything so just in case, I'm just going to do up a bit. Also, I (finally) finished my media homework although I didn't exactly concentrate on doing it well. Also started on my English essay but my mind was pretty haywire even then so I decided to stop and come finish my English presentation.
And if this chunk of words doesn't make much sense to you....well, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
I'm falling asleep in front of my computer. Using toothpicks to keep my eyelids open. And I need to pee.
Why oh why do I not drink caffiene?
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
21st Century Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Once upon a time in the 21st century, in a land near dear to our hearts, there lived a Hippie queen that was definitely born in the wrong era. She was strumming on her old guitar as she sat by the window ledge at the uppermost floor of the Taipei 101.
Because the guitar was so old, the D string snapped right aross her face! Blood starting to flow unto the snow that had fallen at the window ledge. Although it was only June, Taipei was snowing because of global warming. The Hippie Queen HAD told everyone to listen to Al-Gore, didn't she!
Because she was also blonde, the hippie queen was intrigued by the thick, red, unknown, haemoglobin-filled substance that was flowing unto the snow. She connected it to Aids and Africa and finally, Children and she said to herself : "Oh how I wish I had a daughter whose skin was as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as Osama Bin Laden's heart. (I wanted to say Banglah but I didn't like being so racist)
That very night, the King took the hippie queen into his room and... -insert romantic music and steamy steamy scenes-....
9 months and 2 days later, the Hippie queen gave birth to a baby girl whose skin was as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as OBL's heart. When the doctor handed the baby to her, she freaked out and died of a heart attack because she thought she was having a seriously bad case of deja vu! But before that, she draws her last breath and mutters the words: "SNOW WHITE". Thus, the baby girl was named Snow White because no one around dared to speak up for the poor newborn baby and say that Snow White is a pretty horrible name, especially in the 21st century.
The King went into mourning for 3 days and 3 nights but then realised that his newborn daughter needed a mother to raise her. Thus, he stepped out of taipei 101 after 2 long years of not leaving the building since there are 101 floors to find a new wife and a new queen.
As he walked down the streets of taipei, smelling at all the new smells, he saw a old picture of Chen Shui-bian and could not help but stop and look at it for a moment. Thinking of the money his former buddy lent him to build his empire, he shook his head and turned around.
And then time stood still for him, for before him stood an extremely beautiful woman. His heart started pounding and his palms became sweaty and his mind went blank. But he remembered that He Was King and swept her into his arms and asked the unknown lady to be his new wife.
The beautiful lady was shocked but despite her pretty face, she had a black black heart and was made up of pure evil. In fact, her name was Cruella De Vil and she had recently just murdered all 101 dalmations.
She knew who the dude in front of her was and agreed to his proposal and soon, she became the new Queen.
The queen was not only beautiful and evil. She was also extremely vain. She possessed a magical Mac that answers any questions.
Because of her vanity, she often asks her Mac: "Mac, mac, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" To which the Mac replies: "You, my queen, are fairest of all. Apple never lies".
However, Snow White grew wonderfully and gracefully, and by the age of 7, she was just as beautiful as the queen, and when the queen asks her mac her usual question, the mac replied: "Queen, you are full fair, 'tis true, but Snow White - what a name! - is fairer than you. Apple really never lies."
Jealousy overcomes the queen and in the spur of the moment, she asks Stefano Greco, the Don of Taipei's Mafioso (They ran a chain of famous italian cuisine restaurants by day, really) to take Snow White into the woods and to kill her. She demands that Stefano brings back Snow White's heart as proof to show that she was really dead.
So, Stefano Greco took Snow White into the woods, with a SAR-21 assault rifle and several bullets in the back of his car. Do not worry, readers, for he had left his post with permission and is not AWOL.
In the woods, he raises his rifle to shoot Snow White but he finds himself unable to do so.
Instead, he lets her go and asks Snow White to flee and hide. She does as he tells her, and he kills a young boar and takes it to the queen. The queen had just finished reading Issei Sagawa's book and was feeling slightly cannibalistic, and the cook fried the heart and the queen had it for dessert.
Meanwhile, in the woods, Snow White discovers a tiny cottage belonging to 7 dwarves, and there she rests. The seven dwarves say to her: "If you keep our house clean, and keep those damn cockroaches out, and cook and mop and dust and sweep, and shave our beards every other day and rub our bellies because it makes us laugh, we will let you live here and give you everything you need!".
They warned her to take care and to not let anyone into the house while they were out looking for oil, which was scarce. But although they treated her like a Philipino maid, they were generally quite nice to her.
The seven dwarves included:
Emo - who had black nails and tonnes of hair covering his face.
Futuristic - who dressed only in silver and metal and liked shiny things
Blonde - who could not tell the difference between...well, many things
Asian - who was an excellent sign language speaker but could not speak a word of english
Geek - who had a whole room of Physics and maths books to himself
Jock - who was football captain and had biceps the size of Singapore
Weird - who smelt and wore his clothes inside out and don't change his underwear. at. all.
And Snow White learnt to love all of them.......except Weird.
Meanwhile, the queen back in the 100th floor of Taipei 101, asks her mac: "Who's the fairest of them all?" The mac responds in a PMLee - long speech and the queen is horrified to find out that not only is Snow White alive and kickin' and fixin' it with da dwarves, she is still the fairest of them all!
So the queen disguised herself as a salesperson and goes to Snow White while the dwarves were out at work. She offers Snow White some SLIM10 and because Snow White felt that she was putting on weight recently, she gobbled down the SLIM10 pills. She fell to the ground and the queen left, leaving Snow White to die. However, the dwarves return and revives Snow White because Blonde couldn't tell the difference between one liver and two and donated one to Snow White.
The queen soon learns that Snow White is STILL alive and disguises herself as McDreamy and goes to Snow White while the dwarves were out at work. Because Snow White was following Grey's Anatomy on Sidereel - the dwarves didn't have cable! Really! At this century! - but Good ol' macdonalds had wireless connection which the dwarves use, she knew who McDreamy was and took the chance to throw herself at him. The queen combs snow white's hair with a poisoned comb and she falls to the ground. The dwarves, once again, return and revives Snow White.
Furious and extremely unhappy because Snow White was STILL the fairest of them all, the queen disguises herself as a farmer's wife and goes to Snow White while the dwarves were out at work. She gives snow white a sip of Milk Made In China and Snow White gulped it down. She fell to the ground because the amount of Melamine was extremely high and the queen, sure that this would be the last time she needed to travel all the way to the woods, left Snow White to die. This time, when the dwarves returned, they could not revive Snow White.
Instead, they panicked and blamed themselves. Emo started cutting himself, slicing his wrists while Futuristic tried teleporting to Macdonalds to get help. Blonde could not tell if Snow White was faking or really about to die and all Asian could do was sit there and stare, with his mouth wide open. Jock was so sad he threw his football away and Weird was just...well, Weird!
Only GEEK had a plan. He picked up the phone and called 911.
An ambulance soon arrives and a hunky paramedic rushes over to Snow White. Stunned and amazed by her beauty, he falls in love with her and, knowing that he is putting his job at risk, he kisses her.
However, Melamine cannot be cured by a kiss because people, this is the 21st century. And so, Snow White dies.
And the queen was happy. And evil.
If you had read the whole story without noticing a HUGE mistake, slap yourself. No one, not even dwarves have two livers. They, we, have two kidneys. And Blonde donated one to Snow White after the Slim10 incident. Not two livers. two kidneys!
Because the guitar was so old, the D string snapped right aross her face! Blood starting to flow unto the snow that had fallen at the window ledge. Although it was only June, Taipei was snowing because of global warming. The Hippie Queen HAD told everyone to listen to Al-Gore, didn't she!
Because she was also blonde, the hippie queen was intrigued by the thick, red, unknown, haemoglobin-filled substance that was flowing unto the snow. She connected it to Aids and Africa and finally, Children and she said to herself : "Oh how I wish I had a daughter whose skin was as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as Osama Bin Laden's heart. (I wanted to say Banglah but I didn't like being so racist)
That very night, the King took the hippie queen into his room and... -insert romantic music and steamy steamy scenes-....
9 months and 2 days later, the Hippie queen gave birth to a baby girl whose skin was as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as OBL's heart. When the doctor handed the baby to her, she freaked out and died of a heart attack because she thought she was having a seriously bad case of deja vu! But before that, she draws her last breath and mutters the words: "SNOW WHITE". Thus, the baby girl was named Snow White because no one around dared to speak up for the poor newborn baby and say that Snow White is a pretty horrible name, especially in the 21st century.
The King went into mourning for 3 days and 3 nights but then realised that his newborn daughter needed a mother to raise her. Thus, he stepped out of taipei 101 after 2 long years of not leaving the building since there are 101 floors to find a new wife and a new queen.
As he walked down the streets of taipei, smelling at all the new smells, he saw a old picture of Chen Shui-bian and could not help but stop and look at it for a moment. Thinking of the money his former buddy lent him to build his empire, he shook his head and turned around.
And then time stood still for him, for before him stood an extremely beautiful woman. His heart started pounding and his palms became sweaty and his mind went blank. But he remembered that He Was King and swept her into his arms and asked the unknown lady to be his new wife.
The beautiful lady was shocked but despite her pretty face, she had a black black heart and was made up of pure evil. In fact, her name was Cruella De Vil and she had recently just murdered all 101 dalmations.
She knew who the dude in front of her was and agreed to his proposal and soon, she became the new Queen.
The queen was not only beautiful and evil. She was also extremely vain. She possessed a magical Mac that answers any questions.
Because of her vanity, she often asks her Mac: "Mac, mac, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" To which the Mac replies: "You, my queen, are fairest of all. Apple never lies".
However, Snow White grew wonderfully and gracefully, and by the age of 7, she was just as beautiful as the queen, and when the queen asks her mac her usual question, the mac replied: "Queen, you are full fair, 'tis true, but Snow White - what a name! - is fairer than you. Apple really never lies."
Jealousy overcomes the queen and in the spur of the moment, she asks Stefano Greco, the Don of Taipei's Mafioso (They ran a chain of famous italian cuisine restaurants by day, really) to take Snow White into the woods and to kill her. She demands that Stefano brings back Snow White's heart as proof to show that she was really dead.
So, Stefano Greco took Snow White into the woods, with a SAR-21 assault rifle and several bullets in the back of his car. Do not worry, readers, for he had left his post with permission and is not AWOL.
In the woods, he raises his rifle to shoot Snow White but he finds himself unable to do so.
Instead, he lets her go and asks Snow White to flee and hide. She does as he tells her, and he kills a young boar and takes it to the queen. The queen had just finished reading Issei Sagawa's book and was feeling slightly cannibalistic, and the cook fried the heart and the queen had it for dessert.
Meanwhile, in the woods, Snow White discovers a tiny cottage belonging to 7 dwarves, and there she rests. The seven dwarves say to her: "If you keep our house clean, and keep those damn cockroaches out, and cook and mop and dust and sweep, and shave our beards every other day and rub our bellies because it makes us laugh, we will let you live here and give you everything you need!".
They warned her to take care and to not let anyone into the house while they were out looking for oil, which was scarce. But although they treated her like a Philipino maid, they were generally quite nice to her.
The seven dwarves included:
Emo - who had black nails and tonnes of hair covering his face.
Futuristic - who dressed only in silver and metal and liked shiny things
Blonde - who could not tell the difference between...well, many things
Asian - who was an excellent sign language speaker but could not speak a word of english
Geek - who had a whole room of Physics and maths books to himself
Jock - who was football captain and had biceps the size of Singapore
Weird - who smelt and wore his clothes inside out and don't change his underwear. at. all.
And Snow White learnt to love all of them.......except Weird.
Meanwhile, the queen back in the 100th floor of Taipei 101, asks her mac: "Who's the fairest of them all?" The mac responds in a PMLee - long speech and the queen is horrified to find out that not only is Snow White alive and kickin' and fixin' it with da dwarves, she is still the fairest of them all!
So the queen disguised herself as a salesperson and goes to Snow White while the dwarves were out at work. She offers Snow White some SLIM10 and because Snow White felt that she was putting on weight recently, she gobbled down the SLIM10 pills. She fell to the ground and the queen left, leaving Snow White to die. However, the dwarves return and revives Snow White because Blonde couldn't tell the difference between one liver and two and donated one to Snow White.
The queen soon learns that Snow White is STILL alive and disguises herself as McDreamy and goes to Snow White while the dwarves were out at work. Because Snow White was following Grey's Anatomy on Sidereel - the dwarves didn't have cable! Really! At this century! - but Good ol' macdonalds had wireless connection which the dwarves use, she knew who McDreamy was and took the chance to throw herself at him. The queen combs snow white's hair with a poisoned comb and she falls to the ground. The dwarves, once again, return and revives Snow White.
Furious and extremely unhappy because Snow White was STILL the fairest of them all, the queen disguises herself as a farmer's wife and goes to Snow White while the dwarves were out at work. She gives snow white a sip of Milk Made In China and Snow White gulped it down. She fell to the ground because the amount of Melamine was extremely high and the queen, sure that this would be the last time she needed to travel all the way to the woods, left Snow White to die. This time, when the dwarves returned, they could not revive Snow White.
Instead, they panicked and blamed themselves. Emo started cutting himself, slicing his wrists while Futuristic tried teleporting to Macdonalds to get help. Blonde could not tell if Snow White was faking or really about to die and all Asian could do was sit there and stare, with his mouth wide open. Jock was so sad he threw his football away and Weird was just...well, Weird!
Only GEEK had a plan. He picked up the phone and called 911.
An ambulance soon arrives and a hunky paramedic rushes over to Snow White. Stunned and amazed by her beauty, he falls in love with her and, knowing that he is putting his job at risk, he kisses her.
However, Melamine cannot be cured by a kiss because people, this is the 21st century. And so, Snow White dies.
And the queen was happy. And evil.
If you had read the whole story without noticing a HUGE mistake, slap yourself. No one, not even dwarves have two livers. They, we, have two kidneys. And Blonde donated one to Snow White after the Slim10 incident. Not two livers. two kidneys!
Monday, October 6, 2008
Cockroaches should've been extinct a million years ago.
WHO HATES ROACHES, AND BUGS FOR THAT MATTER, RAISE UP YOUR HANDS!
Last night I was happily blog-hopping, getting ready to go to sleep...AND THEN..This roach came crawling over from Cherie's side! It isn't huge but it's big enough to freak me out. And to put Geraldine less than 1m from a bug is just not a good idea!
I totally freaked out and scrambled over to my bed. I was ALONE in the room then! Msged Cherie but her phone was on her table! Texted T but there wasn't a reply! I was like dying! Trying to keep my eyes on the roach just in case it decided that it liked me and wanted to join me on the bed!!!
And then Cherie came back. I looked at her andmerrily exclaimed THERE'S A COCKROACH IN OUR ROOM!!!!! She screamed, I screamed. Yep, it was a bloody screamfest in my room at 2.30am in the morning. She jumped on her bed and made me jump unto her bed too!
Then T came in: I could hear you all the way from the lift!
Okay la fine we were behaving like such gu niangs but HOW CAN THERE BE A COCKROACH IN MY ROOM! HAHAHA
Simply am unable to get my head around it. Roaches really should've died along with the dinosaurs.
But yeah we spent like at least 30mins hunting down that roach but it's smarter than it looks (which is disgusting) and is gone now. OR at least, out of sight!
Gross stuff. Why was I alone when it decided to show itself! Take off your invisibility cloak, ROACH A!
And some of you may be wondering why I don't just take a tissue and squash it, or use my slipper and whack it.
Well, I would give a very valid, solid reason by saying that I don't want to kill harmless creatures. But that would not be nice because I would be lying. The truth is..I WAS FREAKED OUT LA CAN OR NOT!
Hahahaha so Chukcha!!!!!!
Note from the Editor:
Obviously the Roach incident is freakin' significant because it's been given a slot in the World News page. And obviously i'm starting to do Media now stupid satellites and nucleus and headlines and newsworthiness and what not.
Last night I was happily blog-hopping, getting ready to go to sleep...AND THEN..This roach came crawling over from Cherie's side! It isn't huge but it's big enough to freak me out. And to put Geraldine less than 1m from a bug is just not a good idea!
I totally freaked out and scrambled over to my bed. I was ALONE in the room then! Msged Cherie but her phone was on her table! Texted T but there wasn't a reply! I was like dying! Trying to keep my eyes on the roach just in case it decided that it liked me and wanted to join me on the bed!!!
And then Cherie came back. I looked at her and
Then T came in: I could hear you all the way from the lift!
Okay la fine we were behaving like such gu niangs but HOW CAN THERE BE A COCKROACH IN MY ROOM! HAHAHA
Simply am unable to get my head around it. Roaches really should've died along with the dinosaurs.
But yeah we spent like at least 30mins hunting down that roach but it's smarter than it looks (which is disgusting) and is gone now. OR at least, out of sight!
Gross stuff. Why was I alone when it decided to show itself! Take off your invisibility cloak, ROACH A!
And some of you may be wondering why I don't just take a tissue and squash it, or use my slipper and whack it.
Well, I would give a very valid, solid reason by saying that I don't want to kill harmless creatures. But that would not be nice because I would be lying. The truth is..I WAS FREAKED OUT LA CAN OR NOT!
Hahahaha so Chukcha!!!!!!
Note from the Editor:
Obviously the Roach incident is freakin' significant because it's been given a slot in the World News page. And obviously i'm starting to do Media now stupid satellites and nucleus and headlines and newsworthiness and what not.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
I don't have to see it to believe it
Hellooo! This is going to be a pretty long post so bear with me alright. I'm ripe and bursting with words to say and pictures to show!
Firstly, Daylight Savings have officially begun! The time difference now, between Sydney and Xin Jia Po, is 3 hours!
Secondly, I REALLY want to go for KIDSFEST'08!
It's this weds and I realise how some of you may be shaking your heads now, but You're never too old to act like a kid okay!
And I REALLY want to put up the Rap thing they did for Kidsfest but it isn't anywhere on youtube (I know! How can right!) So I'm going to let you guys hear one of my favourite Hillsong Kids song! (Okay fine I only know like 5, tops)
Hahaha awesome stuff right!
And today, at the 11am service, they had a skit which was hilarious (you can always count on chrishan to add stuff into the script)
Anddddd I not only went for ONE service today. I went for TWO! The other one was at 7pm at the City Campus and it's the finale for Encounterfest08! Carl Lentz preached and He is Amazing! He talked about JOY and how we should ALL LEARN TO SMILE MORE! Which is true, isn't it! Our world is really so void of smiles and genuine happiness and Joy. And we christians wonder why everyone looks at us and not want what we have! Where. Is. Our. Joy?
Because if we lose our Joy, we lose our effectiveness! We can't engage and attract people. Joy is not circumstantial!
Also, It Is God who brings the breakthrough so we really don't have to worry, do we! I mean, it's GOD we're talking about? We're supposed to be free from worry!
So yeah. BRING ME MY EPHOD! (1 Samuel 30: 1-7)
Okay before I harp on about Encounterfest08, we went househunting today! Okay, maybe house hunting isn't the correct term. Because we only went to see two locations, and we didn't 'hunt' for them.
But yeah, one is The Mosiac, which is at Pitt street i think. Near Central station, near world square. Really quite convenient.
HAHA this picture is priceless. I realise that ria and cherie (respectively!!!) will now hunt me down and hang my head on the wall.
Master Bedroom at The penthouse.
View from the Master Bedroom. And I haven't gotten used to the whole DRYER thing because I wanted to ask "Where to dry our clothes ar?"
Master bedroom's toilet. No idea why Cherie would need two sinks but this is obviously for a couple. But nvm IF we are living there I can share toilet with her :D (Also,I have no idea what that pangsai on the right sink is haha)
Toilet PartII
Ria: "You want to rent a room? Got ledge somemore!"
It's not as big as it looks. And the wardrobes have mirrors on them which I don't like!
The living room. Just change direction and then it kinda looks like my house right!
First floor bedroom (of penthouse)
Yeah and after looking at two apartments there, we went to eat sushi/draw money/easyway. Which means MORE cam-whoring!
Blur Part I (I know...Many unglam photos but what to do!)(Haha didn't make sense)
Blur Part II Red suspenders and IHEARTREV Tshirt!
Cherie saves the day but We don't want to see ria's jacket.
Okay cherie saves the day again with a lot of dictating to move updownleftright! As you can see, I am (fake)shocked that my nails match ria's red suspenders.
And then we went to The Lumiere..
This is the lobby. Looks so nice right! Like hotel haha
Ria is unseen.
Haha we kinda look like a bunch of twits
Haha lameface
She is GAY and I am JAY (chou)
Okay fine. Lameness can sometimes be overwhelming. You kinda just get swallowed up in it. You get so lame you cannot walk!
Well yeah. Finally. Encounterfest 08!
Shame on you if you didn't go! Shame on you if you thought 30$ is too much! Shame on you if you didn't fly over to Sydney specially just to see Carl Lentz and ME!! No la the last one was a joke.
But yeah! Encounterfest was just mindblowing-ly, groundshaking-ly FILLED with Awesome-ness!
Not only did we record 6 live songs for United's new album (don't be jealous. You'll get it soon enough muahahaha)(No la got youtube don't worry), but Carl Lentz preached two messages that literally blew me away. On saturday, J.Houston talked about IHeartRevolution which kinda made me want to be a part of it! And then Crishan preached about Advancing God's Kingdom and how we have got to LOSE, SEE and finally, FIND!
And last night, Mike (Sorry I am unable to spell his surname and I don't want to try) preached a short message on Zephaniah 3:17.
The Lord Your God is with You: We want to know Who we are and why we should go, Like Moses questioned God when God told him to go to Egypt. BUT the thing is, All we need to know is that God is with us! What distinguishes us, and sets us apart, is God's presence.
He is Mighty to save: Simply put, God turns everything around, including our lives, when no one else could. "Fear Not", Jesus Said.
He will take great delight in you: He cannot wait to meet us! Because of His love for us! He cannot wait to hear us shout praises to him, to sing and make music for him, to pray and talk to him, to meet him.....
He will quiet you with His love: Imagine a huge department store. Imagine a little boy standing there, his eyes welled up with tears. Imagine two old ladies walking by and asking: "Little boy..Are you lost?" Imagine the little boy having nothing to say and all he can do there and then is Cry! Wail and scream and shout for his mummy. Imagine his mummy coming to him and whispering and taking her son into her arms. Imagine the mummy soothing his back and hushing him and assuring him, telling her son that everything will be alright. Imagine the mummy quieting her son with her love. Life is hard and on the inside we are weeping. But God wants to quieten us with His love. He. Wants. To.
He will rejoice over you with singing: Doesn't this line just blow your mind? Like, shouldn't it be other way around? That we should rejoice over God with OUR singing? But nope! God loves us sooooo much He wants to rejoice over us! His wonderful, good, perfect creation! That line, in Hebrew, literally means 'spins like a top and lets out whoops of joy'.
Dudes! How awesome is that right!
So yeah, Have a Fresh Encounter with JC today! Cos HE DA MAN YO.
Peace out!
Firstly, Daylight Savings have officially begun! The time difference now, between Sydney and Xin Jia Po, is 3 hours!
Secondly, I REALLY want to go for KIDSFEST'08!
It's this weds and I realise how some of you may be shaking your heads now, but You're never too old to act like a kid okay!
And I REALLY want to put up the Rap thing they did for Kidsfest but it isn't anywhere on youtube (I know! How can right!) So I'm going to let you guys hear one of my favourite Hillsong Kids song! (Okay fine I only know like 5, tops)
Hahaha awesome stuff right!
And today, at the 11am service, they had a skit which was hilarious (you can always count on chrishan to add stuff into the script)
Anddddd I not only went for ONE service today. I went for TWO! The other one was at 7pm at the City Campus and it's the finale for Encounterfest08! Carl Lentz preached and He is Amazing! He talked about JOY and how we should ALL LEARN TO SMILE MORE! Which is true, isn't it! Our world is really so void of smiles and genuine happiness and Joy. And we christians wonder why everyone looks at us and not want what we have! Where. Is. Our. Joy?
Because if we lose our Joy, we lose our effectiveness! We can't engage and attract people. Joy is not circumstantial!
Also, It Is God who brings the breakthrough so we really don't have to worry, do we! I mean, it's GOD we're talking about? We're supposed to be free from worry!
So yeah. BRING ME MY EPHOD! (1 Samuel 30: 1-7)
Okay before I harp on about Encounterfest08, we went househunting today! Okay, maybe house hunting isn't the correct term. Because we only went to see two locations, and we didn't 'hunt' for them.
But yeah, one is The Mosiac, which is at Pitt street i think. Near Central station, near world square. Really quite convenient.
HAHA this picture is priceless. I realise that ria and cherie (respectively!!!) will now hunt me down and hang my head on the wall.
Master Bedroom at The penthouse.
View from the Master Bedroom. And I haven't gotten used to the whole DRYER thing because I wanted to ask "Where to dry our clothes ar?"
Master bedroom's toilet. No idea why Cherie would need two sinks but this is obviously for a couple. But nvm IF we are living there I can share toilet with her :D (Also,I have no idea what that pangsai on the right sink is haha)
Toilet PartII
Ria: "You want to rent a room? Got ledge somemore!"
It's not as big as it looks. And the wardrobes have mirrors on them which I don't like!
The living room. Just change direction and then it kinda looks like my house right!
First floor bedroom (of penthouse)
Yeah and after looking at two apartments there, we went to eat sushi/draw money/easyway. Which means MORE cam-whoring!
Blur Part I (I know...Many unglam photos but what to do!)(Haha didn't make sense)
Blur Part II Red suspenders and IHEARTREV Tshirt!
Cherie saves the day but We don't want to see ria's jacket.
Okay cherie saves the day again with a lot of dictating to move updownleftright! As you can see, I am (fake)shocked that my nails match ria's red suspenders.
And then we went to The Lumiere..
This is the lobby. Looks so nice right! Like hotel haha
Ria is unseen.
Haha we kinda look like a bunch of twits
Haha lameface
She is GAY and I am JAY (chou)
Okay fine. Lameness can sometimes be overwhelming. You kinda just get swallowed up in it. You get so lame you cannot walk!
Well yeah. Finally. Encounterfest 08!
Shame on you if you didn't go! Shame on you if you thought 30$ is too much! Shame on you if you didn't fly over to Sydney specially just to see Carl Lentz and ME!! No la the last one was a joke.
But yeah! Encounterfest was just mindblowing-ly, groundshaking-ly FILLED with Awesome-ness!
Not only did we record 6 live songs for United's new album (don't be jealous. You'll get it soon enough muahahaha)(No la got youtube don't worry), but Carl Lentz preached two messages that literally blew me away. On saturday, J.Houston talked about IHeartRevolution which kinda made me want to be a part of it! And then Crishan preached about Advancing God's Kingdom and how we have got to LOSE, SEE and finally, FIND!
And last night, Mike (Sorry I am unable to spell his surname and I don't want to try) preached a short message on Zephaniah 3:17.
The Lord Your God is with You: We want to know Who we are and why we should go, Like Moses questioned God when God told him to go to Egypt. BUT the thing is, All we need to know is that God is with us! What distinguishes us, and sets us apart, is God's presence.
He is Mighty to save: Simply put, God turns everything around, including our lives, when no one else could. "Fear Not", Jesus Said.
He will take great delight in you: He cannot wait to meet us! Because of His love for us! He cannot wait to hear us shout praises to him, to sing and make music for him, to pray and talk to him, to meet him.....
He will quiet you with His love: Imagine a huge department store. Imagine a little boy standing there, his eyes welled up with tears. Imagine two old ladies walking by and asking: "Little boy..Are you lost?" Imagine the little boy having nothing to say and all he can do there and then is Cry! Wail and scream and shout for his mummy. Imagine his mummy coming to him and whispering and taking her son into her arms. Imagine the mummy soothing his back and hushing him and assuring him, telling her son that everything will be alright. Imagine the mummy quieting her son with her love. Life is hard and on the inside we are weeping. But God wants to quieten us with His love. He. Wants. To.
He will rejoice over you with singing: Doesn't this line just blow your mind? Like, shouldn't it be other way around? That we should rejoice over God with OUR singing? But nope! God loves us sooooo much He wants to rejoice over us! His wonderful, good, perfect creation! That line, in Hebrew, literally means 'spins like a top and lets out whoops of joy'.
Dudes! How awesome is that right!
So yeah, Have a Fresh Encounter with JC today! Cos HE DA MAN YO.
Peace out!
Friday, October 3, 2008
The show must go on
Okay so I'm back and I'm up even later than yesterday. I don't get why teenagers need so much sleep-time. Does it have anything to do with our hormones? Somebody? Anybody?
Anyway I get that the last post was entertaining. And I won't be deleting it because I never delete my posts. But well, as much as I am angry, I just want Cheryl to be happy.
So if Cheryl is going to move on, well, I'm going to be right at her side. I'm going to let it go too. It's a case of up-there-down-there, if you get what I mean.
But please, someone, direct C to this blog. I mean, I wrote it for her specially?
Haha joking la. SOMEONE called me angsty and emo. How is this angsty and emo! Maybe, JUST MAYBE, it MIGHT be the generation gap :D
ANYWAY! Encounterfest'08 was just MIND-BLOWING! Nevermind that the bus ride there led us to half the places around Sydney before finally embarking on the hour-long journey to Baulkham Hills, the sermon and worship was worth it!
Carl Lentz is such an awesome speaker! He's American by the way, but his wife is a Queenslander, if I'm not mistaken.
Well, that was just PART 1 of Encounterfest and I'm heading back down later today. The whole of Saturday will be spent at the Hills too! We all just need to have a Fresh Encounter with Jesus Christ! :D
And if you keep ending your sentences in exclamation marks! You seem all excited! And bubbly! And jumping for joy! Like! Yay! Hahaha! But! It kinda gets tiring too! So I'll Stop! Right! Now!
Bye!
Anyway I get that the last post was entertaining. And I won't be deleting it because I never delete my posts. But well, as much as I am angry, I just want Cheryl to be happy.
So if Cheryl is going to move on, well, I'm going to be right at her side. I'm going to let it go too. It's a case of up-there-down-there, if you get what I mean.
But please, someone, direct C to this blog. I mean, I wrote it for her specially?
Haha joking la. SOMEONE called me angsty and emo. How is this angsty and emo! Maybe, JUST MAYBE, it MIGHT be the generation gap :D
ANYWAY! Encounterfest'08 was just MIND-BLOWING! Nevermind that the bus ride there led us to half the places around Sydney before finally embarking on the hour-long journey to Baulkham Hills, the sermon and worship was worth it!
Carl Lentz is such an awesome speaker! He's American by the way, but his wife is a Queenslander, if I'm not mistaken.
Well, that was just PART 1 of Encounterfest and I'm heading back down later today. The whole of Saturday will be spent at the Hills too! We all just need to have a Fresh Encounter with Jesus Christ! :D
And if you keep ending your sentences in exclamation marks! You seem all excited! And bubbly! And jumping for joy! Like! Yay! Hahaha! But! It kinda gets tiring too! So I'll Stop! Right! Now!
Bye!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
This is a very very very bitchy, angry post so do not read it if you don't want cheap thrills.
I have been doing some reading even though I just woke up like half an hour ago and i'm really pissed off!
This post would probably take away the PG rating for my blog and I realise now is a very wrong time to be funny.
Do read on only if you want to know the sad truth about the world. You guys probably won't get it anyway.
_
My bestfriend's heart got broken. Not just once, but so many times.
Was it worth it? you ask. Honestly, you'd have to ask her.
How many times in your LIFE, much less in 17 years of existence on this planet have you given your whole heart to LOVE someone for 3 bloody freaking years!?
It's not like that someone deserves it! Come on, he cheated on her, played with her feelings, lied to her! Lies deceit all those crap that my best friend does not deserve!
But yet, she chose to ignore what others were saying. She wanted to trust that person she loves.
AND THAT'S HOW LIFE WORKS
It's NOT dumb at all!
IF you love someone, of course you'll want to trust him and believe him right!
If the relationship is merely just you doubting him and not believing a thing he says, then how is the relationship going to work out?
BUT THEN when the dude just goes all out to break your heart and lie to you, knowing that you'll believe him, then all i can say is: JERK!
And mind you, JERK is only an understatement.
I am pretty pissed now, because I feel so unjust and unfair for Cheryl; for what she's been put through.
I don't understand how she can tolerate this. If it was me, I'd have gone over and given that girl a slap. OR two. Or maybe more.
I know this is going against the whole Christianity thing, I mean, since you claim to be one. Because although i think you're a bitch, I feel so sorry for you. Because you. are. pathetic.
So this post is dedicated to you, clarissa. Be sure it is heart-felt and sincere.
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Dear Clarissa,
No boyfriend need to steal someone else's one meh!?
Are you honestly that low? Honestly that helpless? Honestly that..DESPERATE?
1. Cheryl breakup with Him must blame you ar? Why not blame A?
Uhhhh. Hello you're throwing yourself all over the place? Why not take a good look in the mirror? Maybe your skanky tube tops are falling off. Also, why must blame A? Why cannot blame varian? OR jiang? Or other people cheryl is close with? Why A too handsome is it? You also want right!
2. If cheryl doesn't get the whole story, stop writing lame things about you?
HAHAHA omgosh how insanely MORON-ic is this. There can never be the WHOLE story to one person if this drama is happening. And why can't she writelame THE TRUTH about you, even if it's parts of it?
3. How much you get for your O's doesn't concern Cheryl?
AIYA SINGAPOREANS MAH WE ALL KAYPOH, NO? When we get our results also half the school come and ask us! Either you don't want us to feel jealous because of your awesome results, or maybe your results are practically non-existent.
4. 18 is a lousy no?
Tell that to my face, bitch.
5. "I'm so happy i'm talking to a female dog...BITCH!"
Okay when i read this i literally wanted to punch you in your porcelain face! Seriously, are you blonde or smethg? A bimbo? Or is the pot calling the kettle black?
6. You take back what you say (km incident)
If you have no basis of truth, don't say la. Still ask people to stop writing lame things about you if they don't have the whole story. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A STORY? Or are you just generating one? Creating one?
7. (i was unable to summarise this)
"since you say the whole world dont believe me and only you
then why should i believe you
and pls not the whole world dont believe me
at least i have june and my firends who believe me ok
and the know the story ok"
(18 points is not a good number?! HAHA) Well, maybe your 'firends' do believe you. Maybe 'the know the story'. But that doesn't mean that we don't believe cheryl too. Maybe we choose to believe her, us and the rest of the world, because we think that what you're doing is entirely wrong and extremely pathetic. I mean, come on, if you're childish enough and want to 'win', then do it and get gone! Even better, don't do it in the first place and deal with your own jealousy!
8. "good
show off what
good for yo la"
HAHA MAYBE YOU STARTED THE WHOLE 'SHOWING OFF' THING FIRST LOR
9. "eh, wanjie
my bestfriend
!!!
hi8 wanjie!!!
cher sucks hor?"
eh, cheryl
My TRUE bestfriend all the way from sydney (Not sitting beside me)
!!!
hi7 Cheryl!!!
Clar sucks hor?
Mate, seriously, i'm up in stitches now. Do you even understand what that means?
10. Loser leh...Act winner only...Why don wanna play?...fun wad?
And this, my friends, is a typical case of how a sore loser reacts. If my best friend has admitted that she lost, you don't have to rub it in her face. And no, it's not 'fun wad'. Wad of what? Tissues is it!
11. Isn't CUNNING cheryl's best shot?
Nopeeeee. That is purely for you alone. I mean, you totally deserve it, no?
12. "write in your blog to let the whole world know
write
just write you one-sided story
believe what your friends tell you
believe what you THINK
and yet you say you believe me
pls la
dont come act here"
a) Blogs are online, which technically, yes, is to let the whole world know. Such good news, why not share right?
b) One-sided story? Maybe cheryl has one side, and you have the other side, so it makes up into one whole?
c)Believe what your friends tell you? Of course la. Then believe you meh?
d)Believe what you THINK. Erm hello. We are human beings with a good, functional brain which is used very purposefully for THINKING. So if you can't compete with our thinking standards because i don't know, your brain doesn't function just as well, then don't jealous lor.
e)don't come act here - Haha so singaporean LOR. Cheryl used to be an actress what. Cannot act meh? At least she has some sort of talent worth recognising...
14. You're not wrong, you're not wrong to like shannon, like shannon so wad (of tissue paper again)?
It IS wrong for you to like shannon because he was attached! It okay if you are attracted to him unknowingly but why do i have this eerie feeling that you knew what you were doing? That you're not as brain-dead as you look? So yeah, it IS wrong to steal someone's boyfriend and bitch about it and act all nice and friendly to Cheryl but when she's at her lowest, you kick her around and spit on her.
15. Your feelings right, so why should Cheryl bother?
Erm, actuallyyyyy she doesn't.
16. If shannon really loved cheryl, why would he fall in love with you?
Think about it. If you didn't act all slutty and throw yourself at him, maybe he won't? And it's shannon's fault too? And be careful, he can do this one time, and next time, he may choose someone else over you too. It's how a guy's brain works. Deal with it.
17. 7 heaven, best number and best reason?
18. "im more attractive than you, sorry leh, shannon [prefer me."
I have to say this. Shannon prefer you because you're more attractive? So...since you're so attractive, why would you want to settle for someone who cheats on his gf? Since you're all gorgeous, why shannon? Why not...say..A? (haha joking) Why not...wentworth miller? OH WAIT i think he must have met you and got so freaked out he turned gay. Oh well, look what you did to our female race?
19. "i thought you and km very close"
Cheryl has more, trustworthy, good friends than you'll ever have. And that, by itself, says a lot. Also, why not say that since i keep telling cheryl how i miss her and love her, that cheryl is lesbian? Why must you call her a flirt because she was close with your ex/current bf (i honestly can't tell the difference and don't care, really)? Same reason lor...JEALOUSY.
20. And the big two-O.
"LOSER LOSER LOSER" ???????
Were the question marks a sign that maybe the LOSER LOSER LOSER phrase should be directed at yourself? No poll needed for this one. I think everyone agrees with me, loser.
Please, feel free to add me on MSN so you can cheryl-bash, geraldine-bash, basically people-bash in general because that's your strongest point. My email is tainted_friday@hotmail.com. You can get my address there and send me hate mail. But because I live in Sydney, Australia, it may take a week or so for me to get it, so don't mind the slow reply.
Love, Gi (:
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P.S This post is entirely based on what I THINK I know and what I feel. It may or may not be the truth, could be a one-sided affair. So if you have any problems, my tagboard is open for spamming.
P.P.S I Love you cheryl.
This post would probably take away the PG rating for my blog and I realise now is a very wrong time to be funny.
Do read on only if you want to know the sad truth about the world. You guys probably won't get it anyway.
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My bestfriend's heart got broken. Not just once, but so many times.
Was it worth it? you ask. Honestly, you'd have to ask her.
How many times in your LIFE, much less in 17 years of existence on this planet have you given your whole heart to LOVE someone for 3 bloody freaking years!?
It's not like that someone deserves it! Come on, he cheated on her, played with her feelings, lied to her! Lies deceit all those crap that my best friend does not deserve!
But yet, she chose to ignore what others were saying. She wanted to trust that person she loves.
AND THAT'S HOW LIFE WORKS
It's NOT dumb at all!
IF you love someone, of course you'll want to trust him and believe him right!
If the relationship is merely just you doubting him and not believing a thing he says, then how is the relationship going to work out?
BUT THEN when the dude just goes all out to break your heart and lie to you, knowing that you'll believe him, then all i can say is: JERK!
And mind you, JERK is only an understatement.
I am pretty pissed now, because I feel so unjust and unfair for Cheryl; for what she's been put through.
I don't understand how she can tolerate this. If it was me, I'd have gone over and given that girl a slap. OR two. Or maybe more.
I know this is going against the whole Christianity thing, I mean, since you claim to be one. Because although i think you're a bitch, I feel so sorry for you. Because you. are. pathetic.
So this post is dedicated to you, clarissa. Be sure it is heart-felt and sincere.
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Dear Clarissa,
No boyfriend need to steal someone else's one meh!?
Are you honestly that low? Honestly that helpless? Honestly that..DESPERATE?
1. Cheryl breakup with Him must blame you ar? Why not blame A?
Uhhhh. Hello you're throwing yourself all over the place? Why not take a good look in the mirror? Maybe your skanky tube tops are falling off. Also, why must blame A? Why cannot blame varian? OR jiang? Or other people cheryl is close with? Why A too handsome is it? You also want right!
2. If cheryl doesn't get the whole story, stop writing lame things about you?
HAHAHA omgosh how insanely MORON-ic is this. There can never be the WHOLE story to one person if this drama is happening. And why can't she write
3. How much you get for your O's doesn't concern Cheryl?
AIYA SINGAPOREANS MAH WE ALL KAYPOH, NO? When we get our results also half the school come and ask us! Either you don't want us to feel jealous because of your awesome results, or maybe your results are practically non-existent.
4. 18 is a lousy no?
Tell that to my face, bitch.
5. "I'm so happy i'm talking to a female dog...BITCH!"
Okay when i read this i literally wanted to punch you in your porcelain face! Seriously, are you blonde or smethg? A bimbo? Or is the pot calling the kettle black?
6. You take back what you say (km incident)
If you have no basis of truth, don't say la. Still ask people to stop writing lame things about you if they don't have the whole story. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A STORY? Or are you just generating one? Creating one?
7. (i was unable to summarise this)
"since you say the whole world dont believe me and only you
then why should i believe you
and pls not the whole world dont believe me
at least i have june and my firends who believe me ok
and the know the story ok"
(18 points is not a good number?! HAHA) Well, maybe your 'firends' do believe you. Maybe 'the know the story'. But that doesn't mean that we don't believe cheryl too. Maybe we choose to believe her, us and the rest of the world, because we think that what you're doing is entirely wrong and extremely pathetic. I mean, come on, if you're childish enough and want to 'win', then do it and get gone! Even better, don't do it in the first place and deal with your own jealousy!
8. "good
show off what
good for yo la"
HAHA MAYBE YOU STARTED THE WHOLE 'SHOWING OFF' THING FIRST LOR
9. "eh, wanjie
my bestfriend
!!!
hi8 wanjie!!!
cher sucks hor?"
eh, cheryl
My TRUE bestfriend all the way from sydney (Not sitting beside me)
!!!
hi7 Cheryl!!!
Clar sucks hor?
Mate, seriously, i'm up in stitches now. Do you even understand what that means?
10. Loser leh...Act winner only...Why don wanna play?...fun wad?
And this, my friends, is a typical case of how a sore loser reacts. If my best friend has admitted that she lost, you don't have to rub it in her face. And no, it's not 'fun wad'. Wad of what? Tissues is it!
11. Isn't CUNNING cheryl's best shot?
Nopeeeee. That is purely for you alone. I mean, you totally deserve it, no?
12. "write in your blog to let the whole world know
write
just write you one-sided story
believe what your friends tell you
believe what you THINK
and yet you say you believe me
pls la
dont come act here"
a) Blogs are online, which technically, yes, is to let the whole world know. Such good news, why not share right?
b) One-sided story? Maybe cheryl has one side, and you have the other side, so it makes up into one whole?
c)Believe what your friends tell you? Of course la. Then believe you meh?
d)Believe what you THINK. Erm hello. We are human beings with a good, functional brain which is used very purposefully for THINKING. So if you can't compete with our thinking standards because i don't know, your brain doesn't function just as well, then don't jealous lor.
e)don't come act here - Haha so singaporean LOR. Cheryl used to be an actress what. Cannot act meh? At least she has some sort of talent worth recognising...
14. You're not wrong, you're not wrong to like shannon, like shannon so wad (of tissue paper again)?
It IS wrong for you to like shannon because he was attached! It okay if you are attracted to him unknowingly but why do i have this eerie feeling that you knew what you were doing? That you're not as brain-dead as you look? So yeah, it IS wrong to steal someone's boyfriend and bitch about it and act all nice and friendly to Cheryl but when she's at her lowest, you kick her around and spit on her.
15. Your feelings right, so why should Cheryl bother?
Erm, actuallyyyyy she doesn't.
16. If shannon really loved cheryl, why would he fall in love with you?
Think about it. If you didn't act all slutty and throw yourself at him, maybe he won't? And it's shannon's fault too? And be careful, he can do this one time, and next time, he may choose someone else over you too. It's how a guy's brain works. Deal with it.
17. 7 heaven, best number and best reason?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA true. But i don't think your whole 'steal-someone's-boyfriend-because-i'm-jealous-and-then-mock-her' plan is very godsent. Is it? Or which god you praying to?
18. "im more attractive than you, sorry leh, shannon [prefer me."
I have to say this. Shannon prefer you because you're more attractive? So...since you're so attractive, why would you want to settle for someone who cheats on his gf? Since you're all gorgeous, why shannon? Why not...say..A? (haha joking) Why not...wentworth miller? OH WAIT i think he must have met you and got so freaked out he turned gay. Oh well, look what you did to our female race?
19. "i thought you and km very close"
Cheryl has more, trustworthy, good friends than you'll ever have. And that, by itself, says a lot. Also, why not say that since i keep telling cheryl how i miss her and love her, that cheryl is lesbian? Why must you call her a flirt because she was close with your ex/current bf (i honestly can't tell the difference and don't care, really)? Same reason lor...JEALOUSY.
20. And the big two-O.
"LOSER LOSER LOSER" ???????
Were the question marks a sign that maybe the LOSER LOSER LOSER phrase should be directed at yourself? No poll needed for this one. I think everyone agrees with me, loser.
Please, feel free to add me on MSN so you can cheryl-bash, geraldine-bash, basically people-bash in general because that's your strongest point. My email is tainted_friday@hotmail.com. You can get my address there and send me hate mail. But because I live in Sydney, Australia, it may take a week or so for me to get it, so don't mind the slow reply.
Love, Gi (:
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P.S This post is entirely based on what I THINK I know and what I feel. It may or may not be the truth, could be a one-sided affair. So if you have any problems, my tagboard is open for spamming.
P.P.S I Love you cheryl.
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