Friday, October 24, 2008

Pop Princess Makes A Comeback

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!! SO UPLIFTING!! SO SENSATIONAL!! SO PHENOMENAL!! LET'S TAKE IT TO A HNL AND GIVE IT AN AUSSIE AWESOMEEE!!SO...SO...I'MATCOMPLETELOSSOFWHATTOSAYBECAUSEYOUJUSTHAVETOWATCHIT!!















I MEAN, YOU WERE FOOLED WEREN'T YOU! EVEN I WAS FOOLED! AND MAYBE AMERICA'S GOT TALENT HAS ONLY ONE SANE JUDGE! BECAUSE ALL WE REALLY NEED IS MORE CHRIS CROCKERS AND BRITNEY SPEARS WANNABES, NO?
After all, they save the world! They give more unemployed homosexuals jobs! And people to cheer after them on National TV! - ENTERTAINMENT!! We need HD TVS for this, people!? Don't you G.E.T.I.T?! TV is simply not enough. We have to know WHO DID DERRICK BARRY'S FACE! AND ROOTS FOR THAT MATTER! BEING FAKE BLONDE IS SIMPLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH! HD TV! LOOK AT THEM TIGHT LEATHER PANTS! AND THE WAY HE/SHE DANCES SO UNCOMFORTABLY! AND IF YOU ZOOM IN ON DAVID WITH HD TV QUALITY YOU MIGHT JUST SEE BLOOD! HIGH DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHH I think I might puke.

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