Friday, May 8, 2009

Mas Selamat captured!

Oh no, not gonna post a story here. You can read about it in the papers.

BUT, I was gonna handpick a few comments that's up on http://straitstimes.com/


On a serious note:

Refugees
Singapore role in arrest
Friday, May 08, 2009
Provided by: Straits Times

I can't believe my eyes when I read this. Not only Spore being complacent in letting MAS escaped, now they want to claim credit for arrest of MAS that happened in Malaysia???

Good on you, Singaporeans! Singapore probably shouldn't claim the credits, and such unethical news writing!

But then:

SeenItAll
All the wayang show at the Causeway about security, temperature taking etc. causing the worst of jams... and this guy just waltz pass. Lao kui right?

Temperature taking? What for?


kongsonglanpahsong
so the MHA didnt know he was in malaysia insisting that he was still hiding in singapore even when the malaysian authority had been hinting that he was in malaysia by using huge sign boards welcoming him "selamat datang"


Frankiestine
Hmmm caughton 1st April...you sure this is not a Belated April Fool Joke from Malaysia?

For this, I liked his name lah, okay? FranKIEstine.

Oh it gets better.

Eagle2004
Mas Mas you thought you won this one,
You left the government red-faced & undone,
Strolling through bars & concrete,
Past those guards, who were asleep
Not knowing you had given them the slip

Embarrassing the government,
Who have released their COI documents,
Saying it's not their doing,
But that of the complacent guards,
who played a part in your going,
Since we also didn't alert the cops,
So we are responsible for making them look like dorks,
Even though the news of your escape was not made known,
Till you boarded your sampan to leave for home

Back in Java we thought you must be,
Enjoying your petai, happy as can be,
Oh why did you embarrass the top brass?
Now they blame the guards for making them appear daft
As you hid in the Malaysian grass

In spite of your escape embarrassing our authorities
And leaving them in a huff
It is we who will have the last laugh

Wah, poet.

NELNELNEL
$1 m bounty.

That will make it easier for some for a long time. No need to ask for the $50 notes at each bend and corner.

HAHAHA!

ajrilek80
Yes recaptured but there are still questions:

HOW he escape detention centre and not detected
HOW he go Msia. By car, by sea or did he take 170

haha! 170!

zengqiaotong
Aiyah, never mind who gets the credit in hunting him down. Everyone have done their part. Indonesian police first caught Mas Selamat in Bintang, then now Malaysian police catch him in Skudai. When Malaysian polis return him to where he belongs, only need to welcome him home with a big greeting poster worded 'Selamat Mas' to Changi! Story habiskan.

Selamat Mas!

Stitchman
I am so happy that he is recaptured. Actually he did not swim. He probably hid in a 15 ton white boxed lorry with Malaysia registration plates and passed through the checkpoint. The reason I say this is because I saw him on the day he was reported missing in this lorry heading towards Pasir Gudang, Johor. I had heard the report over the radio and lo and behold he was driving past me in this lorry, smiling. I excitedly told my friends about it and they did not believe me. Anyway, I am glad he did not have time to bomb Singapore or do any harm to anyone.

HAHAHAHA I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THIS COMMENT IS JUST HILARIOUS KTHXBYE

*disclaimer: No offence to malaysians, half malaysians, or malaysian-lovers. Or PAP supporters.

7 comments:

Stick said...

Heh. I lol'ed when I found out about that in class today through an SMS off a friend's phone. Nice post going there.

Cheryl Neo said...

Eh, your post freaking funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Geraldine said...

Hahaha thanks! Singaporeans are hilarious.

Reynold Leong said...

NICE POST! Lol. Yeah, 170 is super near Whitley. Plus bus is always on the move. And much faster than foot by the police. Guess the police force and home affairs officials don't really take public transport.

Reynold Leong said...

Temperature taking for precaution, Geraldine.. There is no news of swine flu reached Sydney?

Geraldine said...

But there wasn't any swine flu danger before? It's only recently isn't it?

Reynold Leong said...

oh ya..